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Xombin
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Age : 33 Join date : 2009-03-22 Posts : 38 Location : Westminster, Colorado

PostSubject: Hilarious joke(MAY BE 18+)   Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:56 am

A couple has a dog that snores.. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie
a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.

'Yeah right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog
begins snoring, as usual.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she
goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully
around the dog's testicles.

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So,
she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it
around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman
sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror
and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and
as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his
dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,

'I don't know where we were ...... or what we did ... but, by God....

We took First and Second place!'
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious joke(MAY BE 18+)   Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:43 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious joke(MAY BE 18+)   Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:11 am

lol funny...thanks for the joke
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