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Eddie Haskell
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PostSubject: New job for me   Tue May 05, 2009 2:44 am

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
> A good find for many retirees,
> I lasted less than a day......
> About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
> Unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
> Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
> As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to
> Wal-Mart.
> Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
> 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
> Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
> So I replied,
> 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
> I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
> Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
> My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work
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PostSubject: Re: New job for me   Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:45 am

I don't care who you are that right there is funny
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PostSubject: Re: New job for me   Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:07 am

Nice one Eddie lol!
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